my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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