Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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