His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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