I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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