so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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