just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
