your room smells of hookers.
And success
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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