can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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