Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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