butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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