Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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