Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Don't make out with my wife yet
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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