who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
North Korea, Best Korea!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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