the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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