What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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