How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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