what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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