oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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