talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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