i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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