was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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