is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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