Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm too high and old for this...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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