I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i think im in europe. pls send help
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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