i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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