They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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