its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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