Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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