i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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