Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
