Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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