Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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