How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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