Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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