Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
