Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
one might say we're banned from that church
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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