i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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