dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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