ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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