You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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