I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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