what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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