Don't you send me to vm
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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