thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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