dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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