just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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