he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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