he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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