Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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