My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I see more hoeing in ur future
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